| Saturday, April 9th, 2005 |
| 6:09 am |
Who thinks a movie about the pope coming back to life as a zombie and making all th4 catholics around the world zombies and their struggle to "conmvert" the masses to zombies would be great. I think an appropriate title would be "pope john paul the ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| Friday, April 8th, 2005 |
| 6:23 am |
i miss the bosstones
Its early or late and im superr fuckin drunk, who would of thought? I think i love being 21. i bought a 6er of fuckin mikes hard lemonade to drink while i drove around. Not because i really wanted it, but because i could. mmmmn the air smels fresh this morning like allens and my good buddy morgans, and their fuck buddy camel. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, go watch sideways, i am paul giamatti. heart dan? Current Mood:  lethargicCurrent Music: super secret rock only i know |
| Thursday, March 17th, 2005 |
| 5:25 am |
So much for class...
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (86). |
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. |  | My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 23% on proof | | You scored higher than 90% on beer index | | You scored higher than 93% on wine index | | You scored higher than 93% on liquor index |
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| Thursday, February 24th, 2005 |
| 3:04 pm |
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| Saturday, February 19th, 2005 |
| 7:14 pm |
I'll bring the rocks
So I just rocked with Sammy all day and it made me fucking dripping wet. Now I'm gonna drink all night. See you all at a later date. Current Mood: wicked pumped guyCurrent Music: the new year - DCFC |
| Sunday, February 6th, 2005 |
| 11:05 pm |
i heart tom brady
Man... the pattys just won, and although i wouldn't classify myslef a "football guy" it was AWESOME watching it... maybe it was the booze thought.... Current Mood: drunk, stoned, ROCK!Current Music: big dizzle |
| Tuesday, February 1st, 2005 |
| 3:57 am |
I haven't posted in a long ass times, but seeing as I have internet once again, and am trashed at 4 in the am i saw it fit to post... upon further thought i have nothing of any good to say other than i woke up sunday with my jesus beard gone and a rather child molester looking mustache present. I an starting to feel like mr potato head... and i think i like it. Current Mood: see belowCurrent Music: fresh beer being crakced |
| Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004 |
| 1:46 am |
Hey so its night and im wasted. I'm making my return to lj for nows at least it seems. From the look at my "firends" updates in here it sounds like everyone is having a pretty rough.. maybe even shitty spring/summer so far. That sucks. for alls the math kids that = sucks. I dodn't even know what the hell that meant. i got that damned coheed song in my head where hes all like "face step let down, face step step down ooohh oohhhh ooh ohhhh" and im having a bitch of a time figuring it out. so if anyone is still... a) my friend b) still looks athis c) both my brain just stopped working, i swear if someone looked in my eyes they'd here a sound like when a tv is on the static channel. bye |
| Friday, February 6th, 2004 |
| 1:30 pm |
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| Monday, January 12th, 2004 |
| 1:43 pm |
Rockin
So I had an interesting weekend most of which I don't remember. But my friends Wiemer and Scumbag came down and that rocked. Last night me and some people went to dennys at some point and we were ordering cokes and pouring captain into them. It was awesome. The waitress thought it "smelled funny" so that was our cue to leave. Then we came back and funneled beer in the hallway of the dorms and watched people play soccer in the hallways, good times until security showed up and made us retire to our rooms for the partying. The sun came up and the alcohol ran out; thus i went to sleep. I heard its been fucking cold up there in Maine, so that sucks. Anyways stay warm and keep on trucking. Current Mood:  crazyCurrent Music: sound of some old dude laughing as he reads behind me |
| Saturday, December 20th, 2003 |
| 3:45 pm |
I'm wearing shorts and t-shirts
I'm in Florida now and its crazy. I really don't know what to think. It's rockin pretty hard though. Nice people, lots of booze, its warm all the time. Kinda fuckin wierd though. So I think I'm gonna miss some people, but I'll be back one day, someday I suppose. Until then I'll do what I do, and get drunk a lot. I think it will be cool. Until then. See ya'll lata! |
| Monday, December 8th, 2003 |
| 11:52 am |
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| Sunday, November 30th, 2003 |
| 2:52 am |
boozage
neddlese to saay me dan bartlett got frunk tonight. I am trahed. this is stupid. holy shit. So i gt onthe net earlier amd passed out on the flooor, if any posts were madre that you don't think are origibnal just tell me and i will let ya know if i indeed made them or not, or if it was one of my "brps" i.e.e one of my drunk fuck friw3ends. Ho,y shit. I think i could end a cicilization right now. |
| Tuesday, November 25th, 2003 |
| 3:35 pm |
I can't drive 55... literally
So not having a car in Washington Maine pretty much sucks my ass. The closest store that will take my debit card is in union like 8 miles away, and thats a hellova walk for smokes. But the OC is on tomorrow so I am a happy man. And Florida is only like 2 weeks away, that rocks. Current Mood:  thirstyCurrent Music: catch 22 - Chin Up |
| Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 |
| 8:48 pm |
Me.. I'm lovin' it
 You're most like Seth Cohen. Seth is socially awkward, a bit of a wise-ass and, despite his best efforts to appear otherwise, full of longing. The only child of Sandy and Kirsten Cohen, he has grown up in the "Newport Beach bubble" - good schools, a stocked fridge, his own sailboat and trips to Europe. But like his father, he senses there is something else out there... and he yearns for it. * This description is from the show website. * Which character from "The O.C." are you? brought to you by Quizilla Current Mood: boredCurrent Music: yellowcard - For pete's sake |
| Wednesday, November 19th, 2003 |
| 12:39 pm |
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| Tuesday, November 18th, 2003 |
| 11:50 pm |
The 21st Hour
I got 21 hours till the new OC and needless to say, I am psyched. This weekend was pretty cool, i had some spirits with the guys down on South Pond, saw Taking Back Sunday, met the imfamous "Joe from Cleveland" who works and at the mobil on washington ave in portland, and heard his story about getting kicked out of a NFL game for smuggling in a keg which was hidden by a poncho. All in all a fine time, and fun for all ages Current Mood:  satisfiedCurrent Music: TBS/NOFX/FLOGGING MOLLY/LTJ... all in my head. Its fucked. |
| Sunday, November 16th, 2003 |
| 3:48 pm |
Rockin
So I guess I'm going to taking back sunday tonight. That's cool. |
| Friday, November 14th, 2003 |
| 3:18 pm |
Im not this smart
I'm currently at my friend gregs house and he doesn't have the internet. But i just hooked a phone line up and didn't put in a username or password or anything, and hit "connect" on some 1-800 number that was already in here... and im on the net. hahaha fucked up shit people. fucked up. Next im gonna hook up a conveyer belt to a bottle of water and a pile of barley and hoppes, and see if it makes beer magically... Current Mood: hopefulCurrent Music: fox news talking about paris hilton sex tapes |
| Thursday, November 13th, 2003 |
| 11:30 am |
about 150 hours to go...
So yesterday almost totally rocked. Played some golf, ate some food, Jenny Hersey stopped by, and the OC rocked my world. Then I come home, and my car stalls in my driveway and now won't start... damn. My friend Greg is coming over to fix it, but he told me "i know how fucked your car is anyways, so don't hold your breath bartlett" Thats encouraging. Oh well, hopefully i can just bum rides everywhere for the next like 3 or 4 weeks. Current Mood: apatheticCurrent Music: replacements - unsatisfied |
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