Dan bartlett

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 10:12:38 GMT

Who thinks a movie about the pope coming back to life as a zombie and making all th4 catholics around the world zombies and their struggle to "conmvert" the masses to zombies would be great. I think an appropriate title would be "pope john paul the ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i miss the bosstones

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 10:35:05 GMT

Its early or late and im superr fuckin drunk, who would of thought? I think i love being 21. i bought a 6er of fuckin mikes hard lemonade to drink while i drove around. Not because i really wanted it, but because i could. mmmmn the air smels fresh this morning like allens and my good buddy morgans, and their fuck buddy camel. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, go watch sideways, i am paul giamatti. heart dan?

So much for class...

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 10:26:57 GMT

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 23% on proof
You scored higher than 90% on beer index
You scored higher than 93% on wine index
You scored higher than 93% on liquor index

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hot

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:04:23 GMT

Bastards Of Young - Full of youth and pissed of is
how you live.

"We are the sons of no one, bastards of
young"

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I'll bring the rocks

Sun, 20 Feb 2005 00:16:44 GMT

So I just rocked with Sammy all day and it made me fucking dripping wet. Now I'm gonna drink all night. See you all at a later date.

i heart tom brady

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 04:07:59 GMT

Man... the pattys just won, and although i wouldn't classify myslef a "football guy" it was AWESOME watching it... maybe it was the booze thought....

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 09:05:25 GMT

I haven't posted in a long ass times, but seeing as I have internet once again, and am trashed at 4 in the am i saw it fit to post... upon further thought i have nothing of any good to say other than i woke up sunday with my jesus beard gone and a rather child molester looking mustache present. I an starting to feel like mr potato head... and i think i like it.

Wed, 23 Jun 2004 05:52:25 GMT

Hey so its night and im wasted. I'm making my return to lj for nows at least it seems. From the look at my "firends" updates in here it sounds like everyone is having a pretty rough.. maybe even shitty spring/summer so far. That sucks. for alls the math kids that = sucks. I dodn't even know what the hell that meant. i got that damned coheed song in my head where hes all like "face step let down, face step step down ooohh oohhhh ooh ohhhh" and im having a bitch of a time figuring it out. so if anyone is still...

a) my friend

b) still looks athis

c) both

my brain just stopped working, i swear if someone looked in my eyes they'd here a sound like when a tv is on the static channel. bye

what the hell

Fri, 06 Feb 2004 17:55:48 GMT

What Classic Movie Are You?

How the hell does this work?

Rockin

Mon, 12 Jan 2004 18:14:38 GMT

So I had an interesting weekend most of which I don't remember. But my friends Wiemer and Scumbag came down and that rocked. Last night me and some people went to dennys at some point and we were ordering cokes and pouring captain into them. It was awesome. The waitress thought it "smelled funny" so that was our cue to leave. Then we came back and funneled beer in the hallway of the dorms and watched people play soccer in the hallways, good times until security showed up and made us retire to our rooms for the partying. The sun came up and the alcohol ran out; thus i went to sleep. I heard its been fucking cold up there in Maine, so that sucks. Anyways stay warm and keep on trucking.

I'm wearing shorts and t-shirts

Sat, 20 Dec 2003 20:25:26 GMT

I'm in Florida now and its crazy. I really don't know what to think. It's rockin pretty hard though. Nice people, lots of booze, its warm all the time. Kinda fuckin wierd though. So I think I'm gonna miss some people, but I'll be back one day, someday I suppose. Until then I'll do what I do, and get drunk a lot. I think it will be cool. Until then. See ya'll lata!

ROCK

Mon, 08 Dec 2003 16:52:11 GMT

I am Ash, from the "Evil Dead" trilogy.
I'm the guy with the...chainsaw.

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boozage

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 07:55:01 GMT

neddlese to saay me dan bartlett got frunk tonight. I am trahed. this is stupid. holy shit. So i gt onthe net earlier amd passed out on the flooor, if any posts were madre that you don't think are origibnal just tell me and i will let ya know if i indeed made them or not, or if it was one of my "brps" i.e.e one of my drunk fuck friw3ends. Ho,y shit. I think i could end a cicilization right now.

I can't drive 55... literally

Tue, 25 Nov 2003 20:39:46 GMT

So not having a car in Washington Maine pretty much sucks my ass. The closest store that will take my debit card is in union like 8 miles away, and thats a hellova walk for smokes. But the OC is on tomorrow so I am a happy man. And Florida is only like 2 weeks away, that rocks.

Me.. I'm lovin' it

Sun, 23 Nov 2003 01:49:31 GMT

You're most like Seth Cohen.
Seth is socially awkward, a bit of a wise-ass and,
despite his best efforts to appear otherwise,
full of longing. The only child of Sandy and
Kirsten Cohen, he has grown up in the
"Newport Beach bubble" - good
schools, a stocked fridge, his own sailboat and
trips to Europe. But like his father, he senses
there is something else out there... and he
yearns for it.

* This description is from the show website. *

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Wed, 19 Nov 2003 17:42:20 GMT

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You will die by:	You sir are an international player, and a robot. You will never die. Ever. You'll just continue boning chicks until an apocolypse happens. But until then, every women, girl, preteen, or old lady are fair game!
Death Date:	NEVER
Number attending your funeral?	0
How much will you leave to friends and family?	Pile of Rubbers

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The 21st Hour

Wed, 19 Nov 2003 04:57:54 GMT

I got 21 hours till the new OC and needless to say, I am psyched. This weekend was pretty cool, i had some spirits with the guys down on South Pond, saw Taking Back Sunday, met the imfamous "Joe from Cleveland" who works and at the mobil on washington ave in portland, and heard his story about getting kicked out of a NFL game for smuggling in a keg which was hidden by a poncho. All in all a fine time, and fun for all ages

Rockin

Sun, 16 Nov 2003 20:50:55 GMT

So I guess I'm going to taking back sunday tonight. That's cool.

Im not this smart

Fri, 14 Nov 2003 20:23:42 GMT

I'm currently at my friend gregs house and he doesn't have the internet. But i just hooked a phone line up and didn't put in a username or password or anything, and hit "connect" on some 1-800 number that was already in here... and im on the net. hahaha fucked up shit people. fucked up. Next im gonna hook up a conveyer belt to a bottle of water and a pile of barley and hoppes, and see if it makes beer magically...

about 150 hours to go...

Thu, 13 Nov 2003 16:41:55 GMT

So yesterday almost totally rocked. Played some golf, ate some food, Jenny Hersey stopped by, and the OC rocked my world. Then I come home, and my car stalls in my driveway and now won't start... damn. My friend Greg is coming over to fix it, but he told me "i know how fucked your car is anyways, so don't hold your breath bartlett" Thats encouraging. Oh well, hopefully i can just bum rides everywhere for the next like 3 or 4 weeks.

ERIKA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 12 Nov 2003 05:43:35 GMT

So Erika rocks damned hard. I honestly believe she is some kind of godess of rock. How is someone so awesome, I don't know, but she pulls it off. She's my idol and I'll forever follow her and her complete greatness. My life would be complete if i could be half as cool as her. Maybe someday, but i doubt it...

the days go on forever, but forever is never enough

Sun, 09 Nov 2003 04:32:23 GMT

Today was interesting. I pretty much sat around and got really high all day and did nothing. Now I'm bored as fuck. Wish I had something really interesting to do. Alas I do not. So I'll just ramble in here for a while. Maybe tomorrow will be different. Who knows. Seea ya folks

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 06:34:04 GMT

In addition to my previous post, I just fenagled with this whore enough and figured out how to rock the "add friends" bullshit. I think thats hot. So now instead of 5 friends I'm up to like 15. That's more friends than i can count on one hand! I say GOD DAMN!

EXTREME GOLF WEEKEND 2003!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 06:23:27 GMT

So I haven't updated in a while, I don't even know if anyone will see this.. Anywho including yesterday (thursday) this is extreme golf weekend, and not that 'real' pansy shit, I'm talkin' fuckin tiger woods style. In other words I'm the laziest man alive. We may interupt extreme golf weekend for a stint of drunkness tomorrow in portoville, but who knows. It's friday and I'm sober, strange thoughts are rushing through my head... maybe I'm just bored, maybe it's just science, who knows. I sure as hell don't.

portoland is awful but awesome

Sat, 04 Oct 2003 20:02:21 GMT

so here i am with erica and nutty. and i've been drinking since 8 am. Im sitting on a bed on a laptop i feel like a scientiust. im gonna make experiments. its aweomse. so coors light is my home brew. areosmith is on the radio and its all old and rocks. damn i thinkm im run for govenor of california. peace